Warrior Princess

Banned for being cool, which is my way of making a terrible pun out of your candleness. :mrgreen:

For having an androgynous-looking avatar that might or might not be a female. :P

For some reason (don't ask me why!) I picture you as being slightly small and thin with blonde hair, fair skin, and big blue eyes. Oh and you're wearing denim ...

(Tell Sara I'm happy for her, FF!) :) Well, well. Embarrassingly enough, and as expansive as my vocabulary is, I haven't the slightest idea what an "idetic" memory is, making ...

Really? REALLY??? You're going to make me corrupt THAT???? Grrrrrrrr....... Granted, but now you must give your life to save hers. I wish I was as popular as my brother.

Banned for having a location. :P

Granted, but then Godzilla EATS them. :shock: I wish I didn't have to corrupt everyone's wishes! :(

Eat fire ants. I'd chew them up reeeeeal good so they wouldn't be able to bite me after I swallowed them. :P Would you rather be very powerful, knowing that ...

(Congratulations!) :D Granted, but you get run over by a mob of crazy Aerosmith fans and when Steven Tyler tries to save you, he gets runs over too, so no ...

Can I . . . like . . . cheat just this one time? :P Oh well. I must give my life for the cause. Granted, but then you die ...

Fortunately, BlueAfrica sliced her way out of King Kong's digestive system with the sheer power of her poetic awesomeness! (If that's even possible....)

Granted, but because of this you are so awesome your heart stops and you die. Or, since Chuck Norris can't really ever die, you just spend the rest of eternity ...

That seems to be a popular wish. . . . granted, but now you have a ton of time on your hands in which you have absolutely nothing to do. ...

Granted, but the stuff you buy is so old it falls apart the moment after you buy it. I wish to kiss him. ^_^

Lost. At least that way I would have a chance of finding food and water, and eventually getting back to civilization. However, if I was on the run, it would ...